laundress costume

January 1, 2008 at 1:39 pm Leave a comment

Okay, I thought I’d share with you my laundry day attire- just for giggles.

I’m adorned in a stripedy pink pajama pant and a mismatched cami….And, not to be overlooked is the fact that I’m doing some foot therapy today.  I have no idea why my feet are so pathetic, but they are. I’m tellin’ ya, I could run on hot rocks unscathed.  And I don’t even leave the house barefooted. So I don’t understand. But, echoing in my head are the words from a little asian gal who told me after a pedicure, “You come back couple-mo times; you tell BIG diff’rence.”  (Y’all, that’s Vietnemese for ‘you just threw your money away today because you NOT gonna be able to tell BIG DIFFERENCE today.’    Hhhhhh!

So, I’ve slathered my feet in Nivea creme, and donned ankle socks.  But, I soon realized that the Nivea was oozing through the socks! So, now I have on shoes, too! YEP!  Flats and ankle socks and Nivea on my feet. And don’t forget the stripedy pink pajama pants and mismatched cami!  Yes, it’s a very pretty ensemble, I must say.

Okay, so Santa brought me one of those thingies that slices skin off your soles. What’s that called?  You knowwwww!  It’s like a carrott peeler for your feet.  I used it for the first time last night and about cut my baby toe off in the process. Fortunately I managed to conceal the whole incident from my husband, because he does not do well at the sight of blood. And, there was about a gallon spilled all in all.  Soooo, naturally…on my left foot I have a Disney Princess tatoo style bandaid, nivea creme, ankle socks and flats.

With mountains of clothing awaiting the washer in color-separated piles all in the living room floor, (and looking as good as I do at the moment), I’m sure the doorbell will ring any minute now. Oh well!  Drop in guests? Bring it.

Okay, uhhh…I’m going to put on some real clothes now.


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