WANTED: HAIRSPRAY! Emergency! EmERgenCy!!!!

February 12, 2008 at 3:45 pm 3 comments

People, hear me now. We’ve got trouble right here in River City and it starts with C and it rhymes with…Okay, it doesn’t rhyme with anything. But, the word is CLEARANCE. And when clearance describes my favorite hairspray, that spells TRAUMA!

Why? Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy y’all, does this ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME??? If I find a product I’m crazy about, be assured it will NOT last.  But, I guess that’s a moot point right now. It’s happened again, and I need assistance from all my friends!

Please help me! HELLLLLLLLP MEEEEEEEEEE! If you can read, I neeeeeeeeeeeeed your assistance. Go NOW to your local TARGET, or wherever else you may fine my favorite HAIRSPRAY…and buy, buy, BUY!!!! Get it all. I’ll reimburse you!

To aid in your quest, I’ve included the following wanted poster. Thank you in advance, dear friends.  I know you understand the importance of this plea. See below so that you will easily recognize that which you are pursuiting! Accept NO substitutes.


 WANTED:   brilliant  brunette

 Shining Hold /   maximum hold /   hair spray

  “illuminates  brown tones”

*I’ll faithfully reimburse you for your purchase + shipping!

And, if I have managed to get you hooked on this product as a result of reading this blog in the category FAVES AND CRAVES,

then by all means, buy it before it’s gone and keep it for yourself!

Afterall, I certainly don’t expect you to send it to me if I got YOU hooked on it!

Entry filed under: emotional episodes, faves and craves, ranting and raving.

backtracking more proof that God LOVES me

3 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Mel Jeter  |  February 15, 2008 at 9:21 am

    I will NOT let you down, hopefully!


  • 2. Belinda  |  February 13, 2008 at 1:52 pm

    I’ve never heard of it…but I will look for it up here for you!


  • 3. pcase  |  February 12, 2008 at 9:10 pm

    I will go for you this week! I was SO afraid that would happen when you first told me about your FAVE hairspray. This is great stuff, but I’m hooked on an Aveda spray now – so I’m happy to grab up every Brilliant Brunette I can find. I am ON A MISSION!


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