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funky frige

April 3, 2008 at 12:50 pm 1 comment

Hi all! Just wanted to share with you all the email I just sent out to all the associates here at X Company where I work. 

To: MEMAdministration; MEMFacilities; MEMInfrastructure

From: Tracey 

Someone nearly fainted after opening the frige today.  This is likely due to the release of potentially toxic fumes emanating from within the appliance.  That said, I must pose the following question:  Got something stored in the company refrigerators/freezers?  Please retrieve anything of yours that you’d like to keep.  You have until quittin’ time tomorrow to claim what’s yours.  Tomorrow afternoon, with the exception of condiments, and pre-packaged, unopened frozen items, we’ll be tossing what remains– containers and all.     This has been a public service announcement.

Tracey

P.S.  Any replies to this announcement should be directed to me only. Please do not reply to all, as that would be a horrible waste of valuable work hours…Right? (That, and I don’t like getting reprimanded for starting public forums on email.)

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