amazingly simple home remedies

April 9, 2008 at 8:30 am 2 comments

I just love reading handy-dandy hints on how to simplify life!! Don’t you??? 

1.  If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly be 

removed.

2.  Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop.

3.  For high blood pressure sufferers, simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. 

Remember to use a timer.
4.  A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the

snooze  button.
5.  If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. You will then be afraid to cough.

6.  You only need two tools in life – WD-40 and Duct Tape.  If it doesn’t move and should, use the WD-40.  If it shouldn’t move and 

does, use the duct tape.
7.  Remember! Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

And finally, a thought for the day: 

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES.  NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
 

 

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Entry filed under: good to know.

mo before and after one four ohhhhhhhhhhhhh YEAH!

2 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Michelle  |  April 9, 2008 at 10:19 am

    I LOVE this! Thanks Tracey for giving me this smile!

    Like

  • 2. Mel  |  April 10, 2008 at 11:52 am

    I’m laughing out loud…..

    Like

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