amazingly simple home remedies
April 9, 2008 at 8:30 am 2 comments
I just love reading handy-dandy hints on how to simplify life!! Don’t you???
1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly be
removed.
2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop.
3. For high blood pressure sufferers, simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
Remember to use a timer.
4. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the
snooze button.
5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. You will then be afraid to cough.
6. You only need two tools in life – WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn’t move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn’t move and
does, use the duct tape.
7. Remember! Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
And finally, a thought for the day:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
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Mel | April 10, 2008 at 11:52 am
I’m laughing out loud…..
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Michelle | April 9, 2008 at 10:19 am
I LOVE this! Thanks Tracey for giving me this smile!
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