deliciously tan
June 9, 2008 at 9:09 am Leave a comment
I put on self tanner last night. Covered imperfections this morning with some instant bronzer. I’ve found that’s a pretty good trick to camouflage any streaks. I meant to keep up with applying self-tanner all summer. But, I’ve been pretty delinquent the past three or four weeks. So, the result of that delinquency is one day I’m a ghost, and the next day I’m look like I’m from Tahiti.
Well, I guess no one can accuse me of being stuck in a rut, huh? No sirree! And, the bronzer SMELLS DE-licious!! So, that’s another plus! I mean, it smells really, really good! It smells like…a scrumptious dessert! Like, THAT good! Like my Yorkshire Terrier, Mother Maybelle, can’t quit licking my legs when I’ve got it on, good. I mean, a person wouldn’t wanna be on a deserted island with a hungry co-castaway with this stuff on. I know it would cut down on my potential survivability dramatically. But, for that matter, I’d never make it on SURVIVOR anyway, ‘cause I’d definitely gnaw off my own leg before I’d eat a bug.
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