office break room frige emanating odors
September 4, 2008 at 10:15 am 3 comments
From: Tracey Malone
Sent: Thursday, September 04, 2008 9:08 AM
To: All X COMPANY Associates
Subject: Oh no! Not again!
Our previous attempt to detox the frige by simply removing food that had been left in there for months was clearly a bust. Every time the door is opened, the lingering scent signals our FAILURE. Now ** TONIGHT** further more drastic measures will be taken.
Please understand, I’m not gonna be the one to do this dastardly deed this time. (This is because I do not have the correct protective gear for such hazardous job.) So, don’t call me and don’t come to the reception area to voice your complaints about having to carry your mustard and ketchup bottles to the house overnight. = ) Fortunately for us all, there ARE some other missions-minded folks in our midst who DO have the special suits and gas masks required for unpleasant tasks such as this refrigerator detox.
That said, tonight before you go home, get EVERYTHING that’s yours out of the refrigerator. YES, this includes condiments. YES, this includes things in sealed containers. YES, this includes whatever else it is you have in there that you wondered about leaving vs. taking.
When you return to work tomorrow, the frige will be empty…and clean, and (HOPEFULLY) odor free. Much gratitude is extended to *Mary and *Jeff who will be taking on this task. We thank you in advance!
Thanks-
Tracey
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Billy McCord | September 8, 2008 at 6:38 pm
A very clever way to get the job done. So unlike me. I seem only know how to be abrupt.
Plus this was just funny and I enjoyed jit.
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Mel | September 6, 2008 at 6:53 pm
Thank you for making me laugh today. Hugs!
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Aprille | September 4, 2008 at 10:35 am
Hilarious! Just when I thought we’d heard the end of the Funky Refrigerator Chronicles. LOL! Always a bit of excitement at the office.
Love you,
Aprille :0)
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