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taco bell bag rain bonnet

November 12, 2008 at 3:09 pm Leave a comment

I don’t do umbrellas. I just can’t! 

Most every time I attempt to use those blasted things, I inevitably end up with it inside out, and I wind up wet and standing there with my broken umbrella, being beat about by the accompanying wind. But, what’s a girl to do when caught by the occasional downpour?  

Well, I’ll tell ya what I do, folks:

I don my trusty Taco Bell bag rain bonnet! Yep! Just remove the leftover burrito supreme wrapper, toss into the floor board of the car…and put said bag over your glorious coiffure! Once secured, spring from your vehicle and walk swiftly into the comfort of your office! Works like a charm!  

Sure you may get an occasional stare from scoffing passersby. But, who cares? I tell myself that they’re jealous! Afterall, my hair will be perfect, and they will be sporting that drowned rat look.  

Mark another one up for all us creative, messy types! Wooo-hooo! It’s fun to be meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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